G3 reports for duty

Matriculating with the Class of 2024, Gen. Mike D. Groshon (G3 for short) has filled the paw prints of recently deceased G2. The new bulldog descends from an impressive line of Generals and Boos. His diet consists of knobs as well as Paladins and Kangaroos.* At 15 months, G3 fails the cadet height and weight requirements at a whopping 65 pounds carried by his broad shoulders and stumpy legs.

The arrival of G3 with his uninhibited drool boosted the masked Corps’ excitement about returning to campus for the new semester.

*Mascots of Citadel rivals, Furman University and Virginia Military Institute.